So here it is, the summary page of the greatest challenge I’ve ever set myself (see reasonings here). Starting 1st Oct 2011 and ending 30th September 2012, my mission is to max the 1000 points available.
Most achievements will be accompanied by proof when completed and when that is the case then the title and image will be linked to the proof. The colour will also change from the evil red to a more satisfying green. Wish me luck…I’m going to need it.
Current Lifescore: 135/1000
Dead Weight
Lose 1.5 stone via exercise and diet. Removal of limbs, helium bubble implants and amoebic dysentery do not count towards this achievement.
Lose 1.5 stone via exercise and diet. Removal of limbs, helium bubble implants and amoebic dysentery do not count towards this achievement.
50L
Run, Fat Boy, Run
Lose 3 stone via exercise and diet. Removal of limbs, helium bubble implants and amoebic dysentery do not count towards this achievement.
Lose 3 stone via exercise and diet. Removal of limbs, helium bubble implants and amoebic dysentery do not count towards this achievement.
100L
Invitation to the pants party
Go on a date – blind, deaf or otherwise. Paying for an escort does not count towards this achievement.
Go on a date – blind, deaf or otherwise. Paying for an escort does not count towards this achievement.
30L
Pick me, pick me!
Extend the run of sexy charmed luck to three dates. Paying for escorts still doesn’t count towards this achievement
Extend the run of sexy charmed luck to three dates. Paying for escorts still doesn’t count towards this achievement
50L
Got the girlie
Obtain a girlfriend. Kidnapping and blackmail do not count towards this achievement.
Obtain a girlfriend. Kidnapping and blackmail do not count towards this achievement.
75L
Cross my palm with silver
Obtain a payrise, however pointless against rising fuel costs and taxes.
Obtain a payrise, however pointless against rising fuel costs and taxes.
25L
Skills to pay the bills
Go on a course to improve knowledge, hopefully one related to career. Hand-made certificates do not count towards this achievement
Go on a course to improve knowledge, hopefully one related to career. Hand-made certificates do not count towards this achievement
35L
Social Butterfly
Say yes to, and then attend, five consecutive social events.
Say yes to, and then attend, five consecutive social events.
30L
Acquaintances Forgotten
Make spontaneous gesture towards family.
Make spontaneous gesture towards family.
15L
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Host a dinner party for some friends or family with a menu cooked entirely by your hand. Aunt Bessie does not count towards this achievement.
Host a dinner party for some friends or family with a menu cooked entirely by your hand. Aunt Bessie does not count towards this achievement.
15L
Weekender
Go away somewhere for the weekend. This may be done solo or cooperatively with others. Avoid any zombie apocalypses.
Go away somewhere for the weekend. This may be done solo or cooperatively with others. Avoid any zombie apocalypses.
25L
My body is the Atacama
Go 31 days without imbibing alcoholic beverages. Mouthwash & medicine (used in standard fashion) do not count against this achievement.
Go 31 days without imbibing alcoholic beverages. Mouthwash & medicine (used in standard fashion) do not count against this achievement.
100L
No added sugar
Go 31 days without drinking fizzy soft drinks. Sparkling mineral water does not affect this achievement but waiting for fizzy drinks to go flat before drinking does.
Go 31 days without drinking fizzy soft drinks. Sparkling mineral water does not affect this achievement but waiting for fizzy drinks to go flat before drinking does.
75L
A tidy house is a tidy mind
Spring clean the house from top to bottom.
Spring clean the house from top to bottom.
25L
Make a house a home
Do some DIY, sort out the bathroom and tend to the garden. Make it more than a receptacle for accumulated items. If cash allows, decorate.
Do some DIY, sort out the bathroom and tend to the garden. Make it more than a receptacle for accumulated items. If cash allows, decorate.
35L
I immediately regret that decision
Decide once and for all where your career is going.
Decide once and for all where your career is going.
50L
More than a fistful
Accrue funds to the value of at least £500 in a savings account.
Accrue funds to the value of at least £500 in a savings account.
25L
Audrey III
Nurture a plant and don’t let it die by your hands. Accidental damage does not affect this achievement.
Nurture a plant and don’t let it die by your hands. Accidental damage does not affect this achievement.
15L
Input. More input!
Read 5 books. Childrens books, leaflets, magazines and picture books do not count towards this achievement.
Read 5 books. Childrens books, leaflets, magazines and picture books do not count towards this achievement.
35L
The *last* of the petty cash
Go 31 days without eating take away food.
Go 31 days without eating take away food.
50L
One with the Karma Army
Perform a random act of kindness.
Perform a random act of kindness.
5L
Hello. My name’s not Forrest
Strike up a conversation with a stranger.
Strike up a conversation with a stranger.
5L
Let’s do the Timewarp
Watch a classic movie. We are talking black and white classic. Weekend at Bernie’s does not count towards this achievement.
Watch a classic movie. We are talking black and white classic. Weekend at Bernie’s does not count towards this achievement.
5L
To boldly go…
Visit a country you have previously not entered.
Visit a country you have previously not entered.
60L
Friends to the end
Meet an old friend in person for catching up.
Meet an old friend in person for catching up.
10L
A local place for local people
Visit a local attraction or landmark. The local pub does not count towards this achievement.
Visit a local attraction or landmark. The local pub does not count towards this achievement.
5L
Pratchett what you preach
Write a full story. A post-it note pad which when flicked depicts a penis getting erect does not count towards this achievement.
Write a full story. A post-it note pad which when flicked depicts a penis getting erect does not count towards this achievement.
25L
The rumours of my death have been greatly…oh
Write a will. A Word document with a bullet point list does not count towards this achievement.
Write a will. A Word document with a bullet point list does not count towards this achievement.
10L
Bleeding out – 17/10/11
Donate blood and share the awesome gene with those is need. Having a friend poke at your arm with a straw does not count towards this achievement.
Donate blood and share the awesome gene with those is need. Having a friend poke at your arm with a straw does not count towards this achievement.
15L